snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda
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babyferaligator:

how to deal with having a lot of homework due tomorrow:

  • take a nap
  • spend like 4 hours on this fucking website
  • cry

flowerteen:

I am literally the friend that gives relationship advice and is always single.

beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”