i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
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today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”
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To the new followers just discovering my blog:
To the followers who have been with me for a few weeks:
To the followers who have been following me for awhile:
To the followers who I call or consider to be a friend:
To the followers who have been with me from the start:
To the followers who leave me messages in my ask box anon or not:
To the followers who have considered unfollowing me:
To the followers who will never unfollow me:
To all of my followers:
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70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
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