lsdzeppelin:

i was taking pictures of the new puppy

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when i look out the window to see the older dog just

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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS 
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE 

I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.

buttermilkqueen:

what the fuck do fish do for fun

infiltration:

sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget

spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

jefferythespacewalrus:

Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.

mcporno:

hello i’d like to hire an assassin? yes the target is me please murder me