i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face
if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything
*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*
I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.
what the fuck do fish do for fun
sometimes i realize there are so many things i won’t remember in 50 years like the way the sky looked this morning and all the dogs i saw today and my mom’s voice and i get so sad i never want to forget
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Might I just point out that Mercutio got stabbed in the gut and, instead of seeking medical help, stood up and made a pun about it then died.
hello i’d like to hire an assassin? yes the target is me please murder me